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Meat is murder, and art, but mostly murder

Posted by admin on January 23, 2011

This just in (the oven)!  Meat baby causes turmoil, tastes great.

 

Our story today begins in April 2010.  Two good friends of mine were planning a baby shower to welcome their daughter, Madison Liddane, into the world.  The plan was simple, produce the penultimate baby shower with hilarious games and themes known citywide as the "baby olympics".  This was not your ordinary, bugaboo baby bouncing tea party.  This was an EXTRAVAGANZA of epic birthin proportion.  The (drinking) games introduced to the 50 or so guests (not the proud parents of course)  included a drunken tricycle obstacle course, melted candybar diaper eating race, dizzy wheelbarrow relay, four shot baby bottle chug, and few others wich for implied reasons I can no longer remember.

My gift to the happy couple was a catered spread for thier dining pleasure.  I made all the usual fan favorites, salads, panini sandwiches, crudite platters, dips, chips, and a life sized sculpture of a human baby made entirely out of meat. 

I cannot tell you where the idea came from because it came out of thin air, and seemed to me like a great gag.  So on that day, as we all celebrated one couple's first born joy, I made my own baby, from 80/20 chuck.

I expected the parents to love the project, since I knew thier sense of humor pretty well, but was also dreading what the other guests would think of this morose centerpeice.  To my amazement, it was greeted every time with rolling belly laughs and photo oppportunities.  I think just about everyone at that shower got a photo holding that ten pound, six ounce, meat baby.

So my creation was a hit. Yay.  And then it was over, meat baby had long since become sandwiches, and it was a cheerful memory.  Until it was brought to my attention one day that my meat offspring had a facebook page.  And it was true, someone out there was impersonating my baby, and heres the best part...  It has more friends than me.  Being in total shock of this, I start searching for it on a few other sites.  It had recieved thousands of comments and gone viral.

All the feedback I recieved was so extreme, from adament fans of the work, to people condemning my psychiatric state.  I had people cheering me on, and threatening me with the authorities.  One lady (a midwesterner) said "if you think is is funny, then you have obviously not been to a country where babies are still eaten, you wouldnt find this funny if you'd seen that".  Another said "this is disgusting, how can you laugh at this when there is already so much child abuse in the world? you make me sick".  I laughed until I peed a little.  Some of these postings can be seen at:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/todaysepicfail/best-baby-shaped-meatloaf-ever-20rr

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/10/well-thats-horrifying.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81171164/

http://www.motifake.com/grey-scorpion-tits-bikini-twins-pedo-sexy-demotivational-posters-118639.html

 

 The Facebook photo has recently been suspended for copyright issues and wil be back in no time.

 

 

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